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Welcome to the world that is the Army of Biggins. We are sexual creatures of excess. We make funky bad ass monk music that blows doors like Hurricane Lavernius. Are we punk or rap? Funk or crap? God like or mortal? All of the above? None of the afore mentioned? Who cares? The Biggins is gwan rock your asses like Streisand on meth. Respect. So eat a Snickers and shut the fuck up, fart pusher.
The AOB is something like a 2 man musical gang. The producer / lyricist / instrumentalist / lactating monkey team of Teem (Tim Carlson) and Sigh (Simon Bingham) have taken over Hollywood like a Woody Allen / Sylvester Stalone tag team. Both young lovely gentlemen were rasied in the rolling green fields of Old Lyme , CT, best known as the home of Lyme Disease and the world's only Nut Museum. Now based in Hollywood, they create a sonic wave influenced as much by New Wave as early hippo hopamus. The long and short of it is they kick ass, all you wack cock money bitches. Recognize. |
THE FUTURE
In the future there won't just be RoboCops. There will be RoboDoctors and RoboDancers and RoboSchoolMarms and RoboLifeguards and RoboBallers. It will make the world really neat and stuff. There won't be RoboBiggins however, as technology can't handle suck complex illness. So for yesterday, today, and even the RoboTomorrow, its time to get cocked and funky with The Biggins |
THE ARMY OF BIGGINS EP is near completion. Look for a release in early 2005. You're gay.
The EP will cover a broad range of music styles and subject matter that will surely make your nipples dance. Ball nuts. |
AND THEN THERE WAS BIGGINS
The AOB ain't got time for silly games, chubby.
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THE BILLY PATROL CAN MAKE YOU RICH LIKE GEORGE JEFFERSON!
Or not! Are you that stupid? |
TEEM AND SIGH circa 2002, better known as the Billy Years
Who can remember that far back anyways?
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