The History or the Army
Both being from the same cracked out town that rests amidst the lustrous green oaks of Connecticut, you might think the Biggins began years ago when time was just nary a notion and milk came steadily from the family cow. But nay, the Biggins was not to begin until our heroes took separate journeys West to Lost Angels, better known by most as Biggitopia, or The Land of Mo Meaty Meat Burgers. It was in this vapid cultural wasteland of future decay that the two did like the Wonder Twins and formed of some dynomite ill shit.

The Biggins draw major influence from the inner workings of the universe, drunk sailors, Willie Nelson Lynn, Hammer Time, Slayer, Chuck D, The Big Bopper, and Carmen Electra, and Bobble Head Fernando.

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Fresh and tight like vapor seal technology and sick like a zombie, this cunning linguist achieves zen without a pen. With a freestyle tongue and a chest like Burt Reynolds, this magnetic individual hopes to conquer Rome and invent the chair before his career transpires. A rumor has recently surfaced that this particlar Biggin is a genetic copy of Roy Schnieder. This is a figgity false like your grandma's breastasiz.

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